An Open Letter To Phish
Ok, Phish, we get it. You guys built a career off tension and release. The staple jams that define Phish music are built upon taking the listener out to 'tension land' and eventually resolving back into 'release land'. We all love it, yes, yes.
But this 'Save the Date' campaign has to stop. Are you really going to put us through maybe a month or more, releasing states, that the festival is NOT in, one at a time. ARrrgggh, this is brutal. I can only imagine the shit-eating grins on your faces as you all sit on your marble thrones in ivory towers while stroking the exotic cats on your laps. Watching down upon us as the phan community furiously tries to find clues and hypothesize where the mysterious Halloween festival will be. How many times do you think people have poured over that flash animation on your website, viewed the source of the page for clues, scoured the internet for leaks, ran thru a list of available venues that could support a late in the year three day performance? I mean, I did all that PERSONALLY.
It's irresponsible, it's diabolical, it's conniving, it's... perfect.
